There’s been a lot of defecating over the past few weeks Johnny DeppAn ongoing $50 million defamation trial against Amber Heard. Tonight, Saturday Night Live He successfully threw some of his own against the wall to see what might stick in the open cold.

“I was so sad,” bearded and ponytailed Kyle Mooney said as Depp smiled on the stage when attorney Eddie Bryant asked him about his reaction to finding “fecal matter in your bed.” Hearing frequent objections from cast member Heidi Gardner as Heard’s lead attorney Eileen Bridehoft over the messy questioning line, Judge Benny Azcart is played SNL By bespectacled Cecily Strong put the whole chill and the whole real life experience into perspective.

“I’m going to let it in because it sounds fun, and this experiment is for fun,” shouted strong judge Azkart in what was one of the stars’ best legal action and one of SNL’s coldest shows that nearly kicked off the 47th season.

Set to resume on May 16 in Virginia after a one-week hiatus, Depp and Heard’s Mutual Dirty Laundry Show has returned to the alleged 2016 incident in which excrement was found on the actor’s side of the duo’s bed in their DTLA pillow. This split is supposed to be one of Depp’s last straws, and it was initially said by Heard associated with Coachella that it was by the couple’s small dogs.

Testifying at the ongoing Old Dominion trial, Depp employee Starling Jenkins II told the court on April 28 that Heard had told him on a trip to a desert music festival that “human excrement,” as Depp called it in his own testimony, was “a shocking practical joke that failed.”

“We don’t have to watch any of it, but we want to, quietly,” Judge Strongs added with perfect timing for the fictional security tapes. She went on to say, “Mr. Depp, do you find this trial amusing,” referring to the actor’s behavior on and off the stage in real life for the past several weeks. She replied, “I am, you bad Captain Jack,” and shouted out loud to the blockbuster pirates Franchising and a glass of wine elevated to a “yes” from Mooney’s Depp.

Viewing more fake security camera footage of Depp’s security guards, filmed by Kenan Thompson and Ego Nodim, discovering the stained bed, Azkart Strongs continued, “I think I’ve seen enough. This trial gave me a lot to think about. On the one hand, I believe the story of Mr. Depp. But On the other hand, your constant little smile makes me know that this isn’t the first woman you’ve angered so much that she shits in your bed.”

Check out Depp’s “The Complete Nightmare” response and the full play here:

Surveillance discovered from the trial of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp pic.twitter.com/DFdtE5uarV

– Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) May 15 2022

start with SNL MVP Kate McKinnon As MSNBC anchor, Nicole Wallace stated “You watch MSNBC news because you have nowhere else to piss you off,” Selena Gomez The first episode seems to have been mined in the same old Beltway lines for a very long time. Then things turned into what is aptly called the “cuckoo trial” and the proclamation of “I’m glad it’s not me!”

Now, to grab Heard’s so-called sentence, a “terrible, false practical joke” might be one way to describe the very frank, five-week trial in Virginia, no matter which camp you’re in. However, staying away from political material that unfortunately usually limps through the cold night air late at night on NBC for most of this season, SNLTonight’s knockout in Depp’s fight against Heard was pretty much a winner in all things considered.

After I started On April 11The five-week, Virginia-based trial stems from Depp’s withdrawal of his ex-wife and ram’s diary Co-star in court In March 2019 In late 2018 Washington Post Heard’s editorial opened about her being a “public figure representing domestic violence.” While the piece in the broadsheet owned by Jeff Bezos never mentioned Depp by name, Pirates of the Caribbean The actor insisted that the opening act revolved around him and “ruined” his career, costing him roles as big as another potential assignment as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Although he said nothing of the sort during the couple’s public and restrained order that led to their divorce in 2016, Depp’s sometimes self-confessed substance abuse began claiming in 2019 that he was far from being a domestic violence perpetrator in his relationship with Heard, It may have been. the victim.

Heard failed on a number of occasions to get rid of the case and actually faced Depp for $100 million. In late 2020, Depp astoundingly lost a British defamation trial against Rupert Murdoch the sun The tabloid described the actor as a “wife-beater”. His appeal attempts did not go quickly, and it is clear that fairfax County courtroom drama may be Depp’s last arena if he fails to meet the recognized high standards of defamation in the United States.

Also, even with so many ardent fans online and in court, it doesn’t help Depp’s legal case that he admitted on the platform that he wouldn’t be interested in returning to pirates A franchise if Disney offered him “$300 million and a million alpacas,” said one of Heard’s attorneys. It also does not shoot great hits The actor doesn’t seem to like there was ever any interest in the Disney character in Depp’s return for the yet to be made Pirates 6 game after all that happened in 2017. Dead men don’t tell tales.

Heard was on the second day of her testimony when the trial was paused On May 5. When proceedings begin on Monday, the actress will be subject to further questioning by her defense attorney, and then subject to what is expected to be a tough questioning by Depp’s team.

Which may lead to more cold open material for SNL when russian dollNatasha Lyonna hosts the season finale On May 21.